Weekly Wooz

What’s up Woozens!
MAJOR SHOCKER!  Two weeks ago I revealed that the Woozband dream team of Max, Jenny, Mya and Jay as a musical group might be coming to an end.  Their attempt to write the official Woozworld anthem together crashed and burned when Woozworld’s resident diva, MyaWooz, became too demanding!  (In case you need a recap of my groundbreaking story, check it out here!)
Since then, the Woozband steadily denied the “rumors” I revealed on Saturday – they claimed Mya’s not leaving the Woozband at all, and didn’t mention anything about the Woozworld anthem!  But just as panicked woozens were calming down, I discovered this unbelievable continuation of the story!
CHECK OUT THIS EXCLUSIVE WOOZ WEEKLY PICTURE!

 Mya is at the Woozworld Travel Agency… the rest of the Woozband are nowhere to be seen…
MYA IS LEAVING FOR GOOD!!!!
Not only is she leaving the Woozband, Mya is flying out of Woozworld!
An employee at the Woozworld Travel Agency head office confirmed that Mya has purchased an airplane ticket, heading somewhere outside Woozworld!
“Legally, I really can’t tell you her exact location,” the employee explained, “but I mean, if you just happen to find a scrap of her ticket lying around, I couldn’t stop you.”  Well, woozens, you shouldn’t be surprised that your faithful reporter took this insider tip to heart!  After a painstaking search, I managed to find a ticket stub that must have come from Mya’s purchase!  She’s headed somewhere in the Americas!  Where could she be going??
You know what that means woozens!  MYA IS LEAVING US!
Could Mya’s flight from Woozworld leave the way open for someone else?  Two weeks ago the Woozband talent manager was considering Woozband replacements, which we woozens would never allow!  But now that our favorite fashionista is gone, I bet it will be even easier for  ZEENAWOOZ to return!!  As you Woozens remember, ZeenaWooz left Woozworld last month.  Now that Mya has fled, will Zeena be able to replace Mya as a our beloved style guide?!
Could it be?  Don’t worry woozens, I’ll find out!
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